Trick-or-treater Eaters

Trick-or-treater Eaters is a song from Underfist: Halloween Bash. It is sung by Mindy to explain her plans for the candy army.

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Mindy: Tonight! Halloween night, yeah

When kids go out to trick-or-treat

We will fight, yeah!

All: Monsters fight, yeah!

Mindy: And we know the Earth will face defeat!

Pinch of sugar, tail of frog

Blood of dragon, toilet clog!

By the picking of my nose

Witches' boogers, tied in bows

In Hallows past, kids wore costumes

To scare monsters back into their tombs.

But this Hallows' Eve,

There's nothing sweeter

Than candy hunting trick-or-treaters

All: Trick-or treater eaters!

Trick-or-treater eaters!

Eat the trick-or-treaters!

Mindy: Down below in the cauldron, yeah

Froth and foam are rising from the heat

Eldritch glow, glow so bright, yeah!

Now transform into what you were meant to be!

Dash of pepper, lump of coal

Merlin's moustache, candy bowl!

By the pulling on my hair

Evil lice give you a scare