Keeper of the reaper billy and mandy
The Keeper Of The Reaper song is a musical number sung by Billy, Mandy, and the rest of the courtroom staff. The song is talking about whether Billy or Mandy should have Grim. Unfortunately, the song has been interrupeted by Fred Fredburger who says he has to go to the bathroom. It appeared on the episode of the same name.
Lyrics[]
Right Side of Jury: Billy!
Left Side of Jury: Mandy!
Right Side of Jury: Billy!
Left Side of Jury: Mandy!
(The song starts)
Billy: Please vote me the Keeper of the Reaper.
I wanna be the Keeper of the Reaper!
His skinny white bones are mine to own,
To do with as I see fit!
Give him to me and I promise my love won't quit!
Mandy: I disagree about the Keeper of the Reaper.
It should be me who's the Keeper of the Reaper.
Grim's not a toy for an idiot boy,
Who can't even tie his shoes!
If Billy wins, then we all surely lose!
Grim: Don't I get a say in the Keeper of the Reaper?
I'll make you all pay for the Keeper of the Reaper!
All my rage is bound up in this cage held back by these iron bars!
I'll never get rid of these mental scars!
Judge Roy Spleen: I don't care who's the Keeper of the Reaper!
I'm losing my hair over Keeper of the Reaper!
A mountain of stress is crushing my chest!
I'm going blind in one eye,
and it's all because of that stupid guy! (points at Fred Fredburger)
Fred Fredburger: (while eating some nachos) Don't worry, I found some nachos! Yes!
(Judge takes nachos away, and hits Fred on the head with his gavel)
Billy (rapping): Time to break it down, old school style!
Grim is the corner in my square!
Mandy: Grim's the chocolate in my eclair.
Billy: Grim is the freshener in my air!
Mandy: Grim's the conditioner in my hair.
Billy: Grim's the pic-a-nic in my bear!
Mandy: Grim is the cushion on my chair.
Billy: (with a French accent) Grim is the renaissance in my fair!
Mandy: Grim is the anger in my stare.
Billy: Grim is the stain in my underwear!
Mandy: Somehow I knew you were gonna go there.
Billy/Mandy (with judicial staff): Please vote me, the Keeper of the Reaper.
I wanna be the Keeper of the Reaper!
Judicial staff (with Billy and Mandy): Hurry up and pick, the Keeper of the Reaper.
'Cuz we're all sick, of the Keeper of the Reaper.
Fred Fredburger (over others): I just want some nachos.
Grim: All this singing is driving me nuts!
All: Why not just cut Grim in half?
Fred Fredburger (over others): How I miss my nachos.
Judge: My ulcer's eating away at my guts!
All: That would be a real, good laugh!
Mandy: I totally hate
That we have to debate
Billy: That whether it's me or you!
All: It's obvious to everyone here,
It's obvious to everyone here,
It's obvious to everyone that—
Fred Fredburger: I have to make poo poo!
(Everyone stops singing)