Keeper Of The Reaper/Transcript

• Fred Fredburger: F-R-E-D F-R-E-D-B-U-R-G-E-R! Yes!
• Harvey: Today's trial is custody battle. Make it ugly. Really Ugly. Ugly... Like that guy. *Heinously ugly juror starts crying*
• Judge Roy Spleen: Not a wedding? Oh, well. You're the judge. (Bailiff Fly corrects him) What do you mean, I'm the judge?!
• Billy: Your Royal Heinieness!
• Mandy: I second that emotion.
• Gladys: HANDS UP BOYS!
• Billy: Goodbye, doorknob. You me let me in and out through good times and bad. Goodbye, quarter molding. You’ve framed the room ever so nicely. Goodbye, electrical outlet. You supplied precious power when I needed most.
• Grim: Billy, no. Trust me. You don’t want to do that.
• Billy: Come on, grim. Let’s get going.
• Spleen: Both of you shut your dirty pieholes! You will follow the rules of the Underworld Court, or so help me.... I will make you sit in the chocolate pudding chair! The stains will never come out of your clothes!
• Irwin: You want the truth? You want the truth?!
• Phil: It's not that we don't LOVE Mandy...
• Claire: We love her very much!
• Phil: It's just that we're... uhh... kinda scared of her.
• Claire: I'm usually too afraid to even make eye contact!
• Phil: When Mandy was born, wolves came to raise her as one of their own. Sometimes I wonder if we were right to stop them.
• Judge Roy Spleen: Call your next witness!
• Mindy in the witness box: She walks around being all prose and ugly and everything, and she doesn't even apologize for it!
• Scooby-Doo: She makes fun of the way I ralk. I mean, look at me, I'm a stinkin' dog!
• Spleen: Who let this baby up here?!
• Grim in Billy's fantasy: Gimme a banana!
• Gladys: I love my life! I love my life! I love love my life!!
• Judge: And it's official that. (juror eats one of Billy's jurors) It's a tie, oh that's just great, because now that means that guy is our tiebreaker (points to Fred)