[a viking had just sliced off Billy's dad's pompadour off his head]

Billy's Dad: Hey! My brain was in there!

Brain: Put me in the freezer!

Billy's Dad: [to the viking, whom Billy's dad thinks is Billy] Young man, you can be rude, run up phone bills, shave the cat, and even harass your mother! But when you touch the pomp, it's GO TIME!

[the viking is trying to attack Billy's mom, who is trying to defend herself with a chair]

Billy's Mom: See, Harold? I told you it was not a good idea for Billy to have donuts three times a day!

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