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'''Mandy:''' Billy, what are you doing? |
'''Mandy:''' Billy, what are you doing? |
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'''Grim:''' Hey, mama. |
'''Grim:''' Hey, mama. |
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− | Look at you! You're falling apart. You're nothing but bone. Nothing but bone. |
+ | '''Grim's mom:''' Look at you! You're falling apart. You're nothing but bone. Nothing but bone. |
'''Billy:''' Grim's getting whooped by his mom. |
'''Billy:''' Grim's getting whooped by his mom. |
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− | And who are these two little monkeys? |
+ | '''Grim's mom:''' And who are these two little monkeys? |
'''Grim:''' These are my friends, Billy and Mandy. |
'''Grim:''' These are my friends, Billy and Mandy. |
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− | Friends! Since when did you ever have friends? 10,000 years stuffed into a tiny lamp? I have no son! Go ahead. Drink your fancy gourmet coffee. |
+ | '''Grim's mom:''' Friends! Since when did you ever have friends? 10,000 years stuffed into a tiny lamp? I have no son! Go ahead. Drink your fancy gourmet coffee. |
'''Billy:''' Hey, lady, what about our three wishes? |
'''Billy:''' Hey, lady, what about our three wishes? |
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− | All right, then. But just one each. |
+ | '''Grim's mom:''' All right, then. But just one each. |
'''Billy:''' Now, what do I want to wish for? I know! A chicken! No, wait. A talking chicken! No, a battleship! No, a duck! No! Boy, I wish I knew what I want to wish for. A volcano! |
'''Billy:''' Now, what do I want to wish for? I know! A chicken! No, wait. A talking chicken! No, a battleship! No, a duck! No! Boy, I wish I knew what I want to wish for. A volcano! |
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− | Yes, Billy, a volcano. That's what you'd be wishing for... if you had any wishes left. |
+ | '''Grim's mom:''' Yes, Billy, a volcano. That's what you'd be wishing for... if you had any wishes left. |
'''Grim:''' Now, what do I wish for? |
'''Grim:''' Now, what do I wish for? |
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'''Mandy:''' You know what? I wish you two would shut up. Well, that was a dumb wish. |
'''Mandy:''' You know what? I wish you two would shut up. Well, that was a dumb wish. |
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− | Well, the last wish is Grim's, but... he can't make it on account of his zipped-up yapper. |
+ | '''Grim's mom:''' Well, the last wish is Grim's, but... he can't make it on account of his zipped-up yapper. |
'''Mandy:''' Then I suppose the last wish goes to me, right? |
'''Mandy:''' Then I suppose the last wish goes to me, right? |
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− | You got that right, Bambi. |
+ | '''Grim's mom:''' You got that right, Bambi. |
'''Mandy:''' I will grant the last wish to whoever makes me the happiest. |
'''Mandy:''' I will grant the last wish to whoever makes me the happiest. |
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− | I like this candy's style. |
+ | '''Grim's mom:''' I like this candy's style. |
'''Mandy:''' "Gewd morning, Mandy. Love, Billy." Nice try, Billy. But not "gewd" enough. |
'''Mandy:''' "Gewd morning, Mandy. Love, Billy." Nice try, Billy. But not "gewd" enough. |
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− | What the blazes is going...? |
+ | '''Grim's mom:''' What the blazes is going...? |
− | '''Mandy:''' |
+ | '''Mandy:''' <big>STOP!!!</big> I wish everybody in the whole wide world... would go away! |
− | But I-- |
+ | '''Grim's mom:''' But I-- |
'''Mandy''': Hello? Hello? ''[looking sad]'' What have I done? Everybody has vanished off the face of the Earth. Because of that last dumb wish, I'm alone now. No Billy, no Grim, no Grim's mom, nobody. ''[smirks sneakily]'' PERFECT. |
'''Mandy''': Hello? Hello? ''[looking sad]'' What have I done? Everybody has vanished off the face of the Earth. Because of that last dumb wish, I'm alone now. No Billy, no Grim, no Grim's mom, nobody. ''[smirks sneakily]'' PERFECT. |
Latest revision as of 21:11, 6 February 2024
The transcript of A Dumb Wish
Mandy: Billy, what are you doing?
Billy: I'm spring cleaning.
Mandy: But it's November. Besides, I'm trying to watch my TV show.
Billy: There's no sound. TV must be broke.
Mandy: No, Billy. It's not broke. It's a silent movie! So why don't you get with the program, and make with the silence, OK?
Billy: OK
Grim: What's up with Billy?
Mandy: He's spring cleaning.
Grim: But it's November.
Mandy: Yes. I know.
Grim: I hope Billy remembers not to go near my secret closet. You mean the secret closet that you made us promise... we would never ever open and then go in?
Mandy: Yes.
Grim: The secret closet that contains that old, dusty secret trunk?
Mandy: Yes. The very one.
Billy: Spring cleaning.
Grim: The trunk that contains the terrible curse?
Mandy: Yes. The curse of my family.
Grim: The curse, of course, being inside the trunk.
Mandy: Yes. In a special vessel.
Billy: A lamp!
Mandy: A genie's lamp.
Grim: And the curse is in the lamp, correst?
Mandy: Yes.
Billy: Hey, fellas, look what I found. It's a dusty old lamp. All it needs is a little rub, and it'll be as good as...
Grim: Hey, mama.
Grim's mom: Look at you! You're falling apart. You're nothing but bone. Nothing but bone.
Billy: Grim's getting whooped by his mom.
Grim's mom: And who are these two little monkeys?
Grim: These are my friends, Billy and Mandy.
Grim's mom: Friends! Since when did you ever have friends? 10,000 years stuffed into a tiny lamp? I have no son! Go ahead. Drink your fancy gourmet coffee.
Billy: Hey, lady, what about our three wishes?
Grim's mom: All right, then. But just one each.
Billy: Now, what do I want to wish for? I know! A chicken! No, wait. A talking chicken! No, a battleship! No, a duck! No! Boy, I wish I knew what I want to wish for. A volcano!
Grim's mom: Yes, Billy, a volcano. That's what you'd be wishing for... if you had any wishes left.
Grim: Now, what do I wish for?
Billy: A volcano?
Grim: No. That was your wish. Now, what do...?
Billy: A chicken! Wish for a talking chicken!
Grim: Look, you already wasted your wish, and I'm not going to waste mine.
Billy: Then a duck! Wish for a duck!
Grim: No. It's mine.
Mandy: You know what? I wish you two would shut up. Well, that was a dumb wish.
Grim's mom: Well, the last wish is Grim's, but... he can't make it on account of his zipped-up yapper.
Mandy: Then I suppose the last wish goes to me, right?
Grim's mom: You got that right, Bambi.
Mandy: I will grant the last wish to whoever makes me the happiest.
Grim's mom: I like this candy's style.
Mandy: "Gewd morning, Mandy. Love, Billy." Nice try, Billy. But not "gewd" enough.
Grim's mom: What the blazes is going...?
Mandy: STOP!!! I wish everybody in the whole wide world... would go away!
Grim's mom: But I--
Mandy: Hello? Hello? [looking sad] What have I done? Everybody has vanished off the face of the Earth. Because of that last dumb wish, I'm alone now. No Billy, no Grim, no Grim's mom, nobody. [smirks sneakily] PERFECT.